Well it's almost Halloween, and tomorrow is Beggers Night in Columbus Ohio and Sunday in Grandview Heights. The best thing to give those little ghouls and goblins is something they REALLY can sink their fangs into and what they REALLY want, Why not give them WHITE CASTLE GIFT CERTIFICATES!!!
Who cares about those inferior copycat Hamburger chains with their cartoon kings and clowns and third rate and questionable quality beef? Who really wants to stand in line at a resturant where crabby employees are paid to beg you to buy more when all you really want is the ORIGINAL burger (Since 1921!) Grade A beef steam grilled on a bed of tasty (mmmmmm) onions. Sure they may have nice playgrounds and TeeVees playing the kids favorite shows (Selling you MORE CRAP!!) and their Kiddie Meals may have the latest "Fad" Toy (But Moms and Dads....The kids are JUST gonn want you to go back next week and get the Next one) But all you want is A BURGER AND FRIES!! So run down to your local Castle today and buy a bunch of Gift Certificates (Get a bunch at about $2 apiece on the cards! That'll make the kiddies happy!) And if they no longer offer those JUST HAVE A COUPLE CRAVE CASES AND GIVE 'EM THOSE INSTEAD!!!
Give 'em Castles
That's what they REALLY want anyway
Good Bye and Good Eatin'
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